A Typical Day Of ESF

[grOOvy]

A TYPICAL DAY OF ESF



Ok I am seriously bored right now, waiting for a download to finish, so what the heck - I've made an ESF story, something that happens in a server (didn't actually happen). Now remember- THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL PERSON's CHARACTERISTICS! This is all made up, so I hope this doesn't offend anyone! Be cool:


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******ESF MAIN SERVER******

*ESFn00b has joined the server.
*grOOvy has joined the server.

ESFn00b: Hi
grOOvy: Hey
ESFn00b: how do you melee?
grOOvy: You target with mouse ...blah blah...
ESFn00b: come on tell me how do you melee?
grOOvy: I just told you how! Do ....blah blah...
ESFn00b: alright if you're not gonna help me, go somewhere else, someone tell me how to melee!!!!!!!
grOOvy: .... whatever!
ESFn00b: Ok tell me now how to melee...
grOOvy: For the last time: you ...blah blah...
ESFn00b: But this can't be true, that's probably a cheat to kill me... stop lying and help me!
grOOvy: ...
ESFn00b: SOMEONE HELP ME ON HOW TO MELEE!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE JERKS FOR NOT HELPING ME!!!!

*Magus has joined the server.
*GMan has joined the server.
*Mr.Satan has joined the server.

grOOvy: Ah good more people! =)
GMan: Someone wanna fight?
ESFn00b: I DO I DO :D :D
GMan: ... ok

*GMan kills ESFn00b with melee.

ESFn00b: WTF LAME ASS script hack cheat
grOOvy: lol
Magus: lol
GMan: lol
Mr.Satan: rofl he's using the pants hack!!!
ESFn00b: Now I take the best player in dbz vegeta he the best ya ya :D :D now you die

*GMan ownz0rs ESFn00b with melee.

ESFn00b: bah this is how you cheat melee whore
GMan: Fine n00b, how about a game without melee?

*GMan kills ESFn00b with Kamehameha.

ESFn00b: cheat kame whore >_<
GMan: wtf do you want me to do? Ki blast you to death?
ESFn00b: no you cheat lame script now I fight groovy and I own him u see ya ya :D :D
GMan: rofl
Magus: rofl
Mr.Satan: rofl

*grOOvy rapes ESFn00b with sword.

ESFn00b: you hack too sword whore lame scripter!
grOOvy: Sigh.
GMan: gtg bye

*GMan has left the server.
*NightShade enters the server.

NightShade: hello!
grOOvy: hey shade, sup?
NightShade: n/m

ESFn00b: are you sword hacker too?
NightShade: ?
ESFn00b: all people here are lame ass hacker scripter ...blah blah...
NightShade: Erm, stop whining like that or I kick you from the server.
ESFn00b: Haha you don't own esf! how will you kick me! :D :D
NightShade: I'm an admin on the servers.
ESFn00b: no no plz don't kick me i'm sorry ya
Mr.Satan: ugh, don't say that!
ESFn00b: Ok mr.satan take goku and we use vegetto together to kill them ya ya :D :D
grOOvy: ... fusion isn't a part of ESF
Mr.Satan: rofl
NightShade: lol
Magus: lol
ESFn00b: charging renzoku... haha now you die Magus- FIRE!
Magus: ... I'm still on 90 hp heh
ESFn00b: damn now i kill u magus
Magus: Heh all I need is 10 seconds!

*Magus beats around on ESFn00b.

ESFn00b: stop 10 seconds over! you cheat!
Magus: ...
ESFn00b: Haha i'm sitll on 2 hp u didn't kill me! now i never die!! haha :D :D
NightShade: This is 1.1, not 1.0 - you die when your PL reaches 0 and yours is decreasing fast now.
ESFn00b: uh-oh

*ESFn00b dies.

ESFn00b: ok now i give secret i am actually esf team member stop or i ban you all hax0rs
grOOvy: Lol, which member are you?

*Pcjoe has joined the server.

Pcjoe: hey all
NightShade: hey
grOOvy: hey joe, this noob says he's on the team heh
Pcjoe: oh really? which member?
ESFn00b: mastasurf
Pcjoe: rofl yea right
ESFn00b: you don't know me u noob go check the esf site for my name
grOOvy: LMAO pcjoe is the team coder, noob!
ESFn00b: ... liers haxors i go to get you banned now!

*ESFn00b has left the server.

Magus: Good riddance!
Pcjoe: anyone want a duel?
Mr.Satan: I do, go!

*Pcjoe kills Mr.Satan with melee.

Mr.Satan: damn what's with the wait and attacking with ki?
Pcjoe: well you have to adapt to the new melee system, get used to it :-P
Mr.Satan: :/
Magus: You may now continue with your lives! :devgrin:

*GoldenSaiyan has joined the server.

Magus: that's all we need!
GoldenSaiyan: BUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*GoldenSaiyan kills Magus with Candy.

GoldenSaiyan: Hmmm Hmmhmmmmmm buu like pie!

*Hsu has joined the server.

GoldenSaiyan: oh look it's a mod in the game!
grOOvy: Hey hsu
Hsu: Hey

*GoldenSaiyan kills grOOvy with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Pcjoe with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Magus with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Mr.Satan with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Hsu with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills NightShade with Mouthblast.

GoldenSaiyan: yay for high buu pl!
Hsu: Stop spamming! *closed*
Magus: rofl
Mr.Satan: rofl
NightShade: lol, this isn't the forums Hsu!
Hsu: ...

*Kid-Devil has joined the server.

Pcjoe: ****, get his wonid!
Kid-Devil: FREEEZE!

*grOOvy Overflowed.
*GoldenSaiyan Overflowed.
*Pcjoe Overflowed.
*Magus Overflowed.
*NightShade Overflowed.
*Hsu Overflowed.
*Mr.Satan Overflowed.
*Kid-Devil Overflowed.


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Well that's it, tell me how you liked it... it looks a bit sucky at the moment IMO. The whole thing took about 20-25 minutes to write. Now to get back to my life! =P

[GMan]

That's it? In reality I'd be kicking a lot more ass.

Heh it's actually pretty funny. Do another.

[Taimaishu]

ahaha nice story man

[Eon]

lol!

nice!
Hsu is teh evil, anywhere, anytime! :scared:

[Hibiki]

yeah reasons like taht are why ive given up on public esf...

[grOOvy]

Originally posted by Hibiki
yeah reasons like taht are why ive given up on public esf...

Sad But True, the most fun I have on ESF is always private servers.

Back to replies about the story. =P

[Death Biscuit]

I liked the bit at the end when Devil overflowed everyone.

[Darkside]

rofl groov ur stories are hillarious

[[MOD]Vegito]

Originally posted by Hibiki
yeah reasons like taht are why ive given up on public esf...


i agree

[Snow]

LOL grOOvy VERY funny, I love how im not in it doing **censored**.

[TCiccarelli]

y am i not in it :(

[Wise Master]

That story was funny hahahahahha the esfnoob pretending to be Mastasurf lmao rofl lol.

[[MOD]Vegito]

hey im not in there

[Mr. Satan]

HAHA! GMan we r0x0r! Pants hack w00t!

Now remember- THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL PERSON's CHARACTERISTICS!
You're damn right it doesn't. :S


Wait a second....that's not me...I'm Mr. Satan that guy is Mr.Satan (no space)

[Fox_97338]

It's just one of those days ...

[Hawki_ice]

heheh good one! dam noobs ! nice man!

do another ....hehehe

[B0Bmaster40000]

lol, that was pretty good.

[SuperGohan]

Very funny.

[.FM.]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm whats the problem? :S

[lost]

RoflMpO

good one Gr00vy like it, do another one! (please)

[FF|Skyrider]

bhahahaha.. lmao!! i liked it :D very funny :D

[Majin_You]

Suprisingly enough, that's almost EXACTLY how my last game in one of the esforces.com servers went, except all the characters were different, but there was basically the same dialogue, ending with "OMG, It's Devil, the server crasher, get his wonid!!!" Then, everyone was dropped. I credit your realism, lol.

[Bihal]

ha, that reminds me of a sevrer I was just in, but most of the language I won't actually fill in, since most people would get offended..

*Bihal enters Server*
Good:
Mikey: 16 kills 28 Deaths 0 Ping
Mikeys Friend 16 kills 28 deaths 30 Ping

Evil: Bihal ping 200
+ some other peoples

*other peoples disappear and the Chesire Cat enters*

Bihal kills Mikeys Friend

*In the meanwhile*

Mikey: *insert racist comments and profane language calling chesire cat a block whoring gook*
Chesire Cat: what?
Mikey: I'm gonna kick you now (and additional racist remarks)
Chesire Cat has left the game

Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Melee
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Melee
Bihal kills Mikeys Friend with Melee
Mikey kills Bihal with Spirit Bomb
*you get the picture...*
*Eventually, Mikey turns his bad mouth and attitudes towards Bihal*
*Mikey accues Bihal of being asian, black, then asian and black, then
a speed hacker
a charge hacker
a beam hacker *Note: this is when I detonated a beam near him and he said
Mikey: wtf!? Your *insert profnaties profusely here* beam didn't even come near me, how could it hurt me you *insert profanties profusely here* beam hacker
a teleport hacker
a melee hacker
a cheater
and others I can't remember
*Mikey's friend, who actually had some skills, and was ssj gohan, vanishes*
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Bihal kills Mikey with Melee
Bihal kills Mikey with Kamehameha
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Mikey died.
Bihal: You know, that only gets you power level, not skills...
Mikey SHUT UP, YOU *insert profanties and racial abuse profusely here*
*Mikey kills himself a few mores times, and finally goes ssj goku*
*Mikey finds that he still is unable to beat me as much as he'd like*
*Mikey's score at this point is about negative 15*
*Mikey kicks Bihal from his server*
*Bihal rejoins as spectator*
Mikey: Come and play *insert profanties profusely here*
Bihal: why, so you can ambush me with that spirit bomb?
Mikey: so I can beat you *insert profanties profusely here*
Bihal: oh, so now that you kicked me out so I have no power, you feel tough?
Mikey: yeah *insert profanties profusely here*
*Mikey kills Bihal with melee once*
Mikey: AHHAHA I win i owned you
*Mikey closes sevrer with a score of negative 14*


Some people in the world just make me so angry sometimes...

[Ryoko]

That sounds true to me. Is it always like this online?

[Gazoline]

lol nice one! thats like hilarious:P

[grOOvy]

Originally posted by Bihal
ha, that reminds me of a sevrer I was just in, but most of the language I won't actually fill in, since most people would get offended..

*Bihal enters Server*
....blah blah.....

Not funny. Get your own thread! =P

Originally posted by lost
do another one! (please)

Yup working on another, will post here as soon as I'm done on it.

[Mr. Satan]

Next time you want to put me in one of your "stories" get to know me better first and damn that didn't sound right :S

[lost]

OEH he took my POST!!!

* IN HEAVEN BY BEEING QUOTED BY GROOVY *

ahum..
Bihal like i had that today with some one called Joe
well i owned him and his 'friend' they even double teamed, he kicked me, i rejoin under other name (he didn't ban me because i prolly knew he couldn't) and kick there but even more, his friend disconnects.

{LM} Zer01 : what is ur problem Joe?
Joe : STFU u morron
{LM} Zer01 : ?? LMAO you call that swooping?
* kills Joe with melee *
* Server disconnected *

like WTF? rofl

[DiebytheSword]

Originally posted by .FM.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm whats the problem? :S

Stop stealing oxygen . . . don't post unless you have something relative to the topic at hand.

:warning:warning for FM:warning:

[Snow]

Yo grOOvy why not post one from the other fourm? Those were THE BEST lol, just not the one with me...and SC Legionz

[ph34r t3h Cute]

you got way to much time on your hands :P

[owa]

*Pcjoe joins server*

Pcjoe Kills everyone

there thats releastic.

Anyways cool stuff betetr then mine :P

[Hitokiri]

Hurray for Devil :laff:

[Arthos]

Yea, that's all happened to me, despite the fact that I suck at Melee. Lol.

[saiyanslayer]

nice work, i would like to see more of these "game logs"... maybe we can also open "ESF's Most Moronic Players" thread. If it's good enough, maybe it can be a 30min show too! :D

[Smith|]

gr00vy put me in your next one!!! =) heres on of my stories... Im trying to remember it right there were more players I just didnt include them. They didnt say I hacked :P


**Cell Form 2 has joined the server
**Cell Form 2 changed name to Cell
Cell : Ahhh time to own. =)
ESFn00b : Wtf your using spec hack.
Cell : Its not a hack.
ESFn00b : Yah ok sure n00b.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b : Wtf I had more pl than you hacker!!
Cell : Its based on ki not pl noob.
ESFn00b : I said I had more ki hacker!!
**ESFn00b(1) has joined the server
ESFn00b : Everyone watch out cell hacks!!
Cell : mmk what ever =P
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**ESFn00b(1) killed Cell with Kamehameha.
Cell : hehe.
ESFn00b(1) : Haha got you hacker n00b.
ESFn00b : Haha stupid hacker!!!11
Cell : Mmmk.
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with melee.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b(1) : Wtf melee whore!!! Im going to ban you asshol!!!11
**Vote kick started to kick Cell.
**Vote kick failed.
ESFn00b : Omg he hacked the kick!!11 HAXOR
ESFn00b(1) : Your so lame Cell.im going to get admin to ban you n*****.
**ESFn00b killed Cell with Kamehameha.
**ESFn00b killed ESFn00b(1) with Kamehameha.
Cell : lol
ESFn00b : Hahah got you hacker.
Cell : ok, now your getting on my nerves.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with Special Beam Cannon.
**Cell killed ESFn00b with melee.
**ESFn00b has left the game.
ESFn00b(1) : Stupid noob hacker!!11
**Cell killed ESFn00b(1) with melee.
**ESFn00b(1) has left.

[Eon]

I got grOOvy's permission to make a 2nd part
esforces.com west#3 teamplay

*ESFn00b has entered the game.
*Magus has entered the game.


Magus: Oh, hi there.
ESFn00b: stfu, I'll pwnz0r yo ass
Magus: um...ok let's duel anyways
ESFn00b: stop melee! It's ***

*Magus killed ESFn00b with melee

ESFn00b: Man, this sux, I'm here with a lame melee whore scripter who can't fight, we need more people.

*Glenn has entered the game
*Mr. Satan has entered the game

Glenn: Hey Magus you coming over today??
Magus: Yea
Mr. Satan: Dude you've GOT to try this new plugin I got

*ESFn00b killed Glenn with Frieza disk

Glenn: Brb, I'm gonna go fight this guy

*Glenn kills ESFn00b with Destructo Disk

ESFn00b: Wtf? Disk whore!
Mr. Satan: It's not like you didn't disk him.

*Hibiki has entered the game.

Mr. Satan: Hey Hibiki, whats up?

Hibiki: :rolleyes:

*Mr. Satan killed Magus with Kamehameha

Magus: lol that was cool

*PcJoe has entered the game
*gr00vy has entered the game
*Hsu has entered the game

Magus: Well...I feel...little with all the bigdogs in here

ESFn00b: Thats right! Ph34r this bigdog!

Mr. Satan: I don't think he meant you

ESFn00b: stfu, just like before I'll kick you all off the server again

Hibiki: :rolleyes:

Hsu: Um...Devil flooded it last time

ESFn00b: Haha Magus, you've been getting pwned by gr00vy, my scouter shows your HP is dropping, I'll just switch to Trunks and sword you! Lol!

ESFn00b: WTF? Wheres my sword?

gr00vy: Um, you don't have new attacks with admin mod servers

*PcJoe kills ESFn00b with melee
*PcJoe kills Magus with blue attack
*PcJoe kills Hibiki with Kiblob

Hibiki: :rolleyes:

*Chobits has entered the game
*Gonadz has entered the game

Glenn: Hey Chobits!

*Chobits killed Glenn with melee
*Chobits killed Magus with melee

ESFn00b: haha, you n00bs, my plan will work soon!

Magus: yea sure....
Hibiki: :rolleyes:

Glenn: lol

Mr.Satan: what kind of intelligent plan is this?

Hsu: I'd like to see it

PcJoe: I know what it is...

gr00vy: could you hurry up you n00b? me and Chobits are fighting right now, and we want to take on Joe afterwards.

ESFn00b: I've been going undercover...now I will kick you all

Mr. Satan: lol
Chobits: haha
gr00vy: lol
Hibiki: :rolleyes:
Hsu: Um...he's serious guys
PcJoe: Yea he is....
Glenn: You're dumb
Gonadz: This is the only line I get in this thing!

*ESFn00b changed name to Greg

Mr. Satan: son of a....

*Mr. Satan has left the game
*Chobits has left the game
*gr00vy has left the game
*Glenn Has left the game
*Magus has left the game
*Gonadz has left the game

Greg: cool, now it's just us 3, I've always been wanting to play this with you guys again

Hsu: lol
PcJoe: lol
Hibiki: :rolleyes:



so the moral of the story is....Greg can be lurking anywhere...anytime....he is teh scary!

[Smith|]

Damnit no one includes me :(

[Rebirah]

Can I be in the next 1? :D It would be great to see me in a story :P

[Dr. Zaius]

ROFL, all funny stories. I just wish kick-ass players like that did happen to all join servers at the same time...usually it's someone like me stuck with the n00bs. Tho yesterday we had G-Man and Abe Froman (did i spell that right?) on S2K's server, and that was pretty fun. Without PL loss, the good players nuke the map very, very often :)
We had some enteratining n00bs too, though not quite as funny as yours Gr00vy. Ours are much less imaginative...

[lost]

:'( I NEVER SEE the good players :S where do they play ???

it's like battles of the newbies with me :'(
though i meed some good people time by time, but it isn't like PWN another server with good people...

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

Man...I wish we had games like that, with all the skilled people at once.

Everyone's right, it always seems to be yourself and a server full of people named "al" who just downloaded the game. >:0\

And why is SONIC BOYSTER not in any of these? I imagine he would have more than plenty to say while in a server with a dip**** n00b. lol

I could whine for me to get in one but I'm not a high end player anyways...but do write more, that made my night. hehe

[Smith|]

Sheeesh just pm me a server, Id be glad to own ya =)

[Scorcher2k]

Everyone just join up to my server :) Great story groovy and I like the follow up by magus. You should make another one where we realize that devil is really a prostate cancer victim.

[Dr. Zaius]

LOL, that would be.........I'm not sure actually. Nevermind. Anyway, Scorcher, your server is pretty l33t, but the lag gets bad once a map's been up for an hour or so :( Huge PL monsters plus Kamehameha's equals explosions that double my ping. Don't get me wrong, I love the no PL loss, but maybe ther server should be made a little smaller? Or maps last a bit shorter...? I should know, I've been playing on your server almost exclusively recently.